most of you bishes are gonna think "who gives a fawk" well this was my comic relief for the night and im bored so i decided to post this,..cliffs are at the bottom

okay so the wife wanted some ice cream,..whenever she wants something she always gives me those eyes,..fellas you know what im talking about,...where they tilt their head just a tad and blink thier eyes rapidly,..its the girls version of puppy dog eyes,..yea im a sucker cause shes hot,..so i told her id made the run to dairy queen for her,..then she goes "okay ill go put on some warmer clothes" right then and there 2 things hit me,..1.its muthafawkin cold outside and she wants some ice cream,.. 2.why the hell she give me those eyes like she wanted me to go get her ice cream myself , when she could have went her damn self...yes i was owned,..but whatever,..okay so i picked the widebody to drive to dairy queen,..something told me it was a bad idea to take the widebody but eh i decided to anyways,.. here is where the fun starts

so we head out and make it to diary queen,..as im parking, out of the corner of my eye i see this dood come running from the gas station next door,..so after i park i get out and this guy was straight like "DUDE HOLY SHIT IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR CAR!!!!!!!" ,..then he turned to his girlfriend (just in case you guys were wondering,..his chick was kinda hot :naughty: ) and he was like "look julie this is the car i keep telling you about i see around town and stuff,..isnt this thing badass",..now here comes the part that made me go :thinking: :wtf: :ugh: ,...his girl says "oh isnt this the car you said you want to make love too?" kat starts laughing her ass off,..she laughed so hard her sides were hurting,..after the initial what in the fawk face i gave him, i said "aights well im gonna go get some ice cream,..make love to her if you want,..just dont scratch the paint"

as im walking to the DQ entrance,...the dood goes "hey arent you gonna turn off your,....wait nevermind" and he turned his head to his girl and was like "am i really that high or did the car just shut off itself" and then the next thing his girl said had me cracking the fawk up,..she goes "he's got a turbo timer ya fawking retard,..god your into cars yet i know more than you do,..pathetic" bwuahahahahahhahaahahah oh god i lost it,..i told kat "damn im about to hire her to work at the shop" hahaha

cliffs:
1.i get conned by the wife
2.i get owned by the wife
3.some random dood ran up to the widebody civic and announced his love for her
4.that dood's girlfriend informs us that he wants to have sex0r with the widebody
5.dood's girlfriend then proceeds to own him a second time by showing she knows more about cars than he does
6. its delux son, its not dat hard (my girl now wants to kill deek cause i say that all the time h: )

 

so did the guy score or is your car a prude?

 

nice grammar :fawk:
funny though :chuckles:

 

the widebody is high maintence,..shes real picky,..i guess you can call her a stuck up bitch,..that guy wasnt up to her standards

 

:rofl::rofl:

Nice work timmAy!

 

who is kat ?

 

does that mean I'm not invited to the wedding? :chuckles:

 

im guessing shes the one who wanted the ice cream

 

kat is my fiance,..the chick thats in my avatar pic

 

:lmfao:

owned x2

good stuff