****! I had to run a gauntlet of stale fart-clouds at Wal-Mart today.
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****! I had to run a gauntlet of stale fart-clouds at Wal-Mart today.
Ever shop in a department store and accidentally stroll through someone's stale fart that was left behind only seconds before by some dipshit?
I ran into a Wal-Mart today (no choice...I was in a hurry and had to pick up some household items), and I must have choked on at least 4 gas emissions. What made it particularly revolting was that the store was teeming with Mexicans.
I ran into a Wal-Mart today (no choice...I was in a hurry and had to pick up some household items), and I must have choked on at least 4 gas emissions. What made it particularly revolting was that the store was teeming with Mexicans.
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Usually happens at work. I'll go up to the copier and someone had just dropped one and left, aka toot 'n' scoot, aka fart 'n' dart. Then people will come by and think I did it. :eh:
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I leave farts all over the place! When in a elevator, i will fart right before getting off, then as i am getting turn arround to the peeps still in it and give them a bad look. People that get in are stuck a good 30 sec with my stinky fart! I love it.