So yeah since tomorrow nite is Halloween, we're having it tonite in Madison as well.

I hit up many a bar this evening. First I went to Monday's where my buddy Gabe tends bar, and I met my chick friend Lindsay there as well. After severe inebriation we decided for some reason or another to go to The Pub. We were chillin for a while and Lindsay's roommate asked me to show her where the bathroom was but then she felt guilty because her "roommate with the big tits wants to hook up with" me.

I left the bar with a pitcher of beer under my costume but soon afterwards the effing cops stole it from me and almost arrested me. Then I walked up State St and headed up in Hawks and there was this other chick hittin on me because of my costume. Not sure why the bar was still open but whatever.

Headed out the bar with her, walked all the way up to Stillwaters and decided I needed some cheesesteak from Charley's which was like alll the way down back at the end of State St past where I had been at Mondays. But I really needed that cheese steak so I went anyway.

I hit up Charley's and got mah cheese steak deluxe and order of large fries, and went to take a leak while they was makng my order. BY the time I got out the bathroom they had already fnished and were screaming the shit out so I took it and headed towards home.

Many a cop tried to separate me from my chesse seak but it was not destined to happen. I made it back to my building and there were a bunch of bitch ass mother****ers chillin in the vestibule locked out. I wasn't about to let them shits into the building since I knew the care of the building managers with taking the HDTV out of the lobby and such, so I let myself in and pulled the door right behind me so none of the squatters could make it in.

Now I'm back in my apartment and spending way too much time typing this shit out when I should be eating my cheesesteak.

I'm just pround that I quit smokin like 2 weeks ago and in all of this drunkenness I didn't have a single solitary cigarette. Woo sah!

Now back to my cheese steak since it's way better than typing.

 

Not smoking > smoking
Eating > typing.

Youre on the right track, says WiLL as he takes a breather to finish his sloppy joe.

 

The tv says I should get the number one sleep aid in America, Ambien.

All people taking sleep medicines have some risk of becoming dependent on the medicine.

Memory problems can be avoided if you only take Ambien when you have seven to ten hours committed to sleep.

 

wilma like teh sloppy joe

 

woohoo.