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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 06:45 PM
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Default Effing retards on ebay!

No, this is not an ebay link thread.

I am selling a Palm Zire 72 on ebay. It's slightly used, so I have a buy-it-now price set at $200 given that street price is $250-300.

First someone says thru the ask a question dialog,

"That isn't a zire 72, more like a 21 or so...Sorry..."

This is someone with an over 300 feedback rating too. How the hell could you confuse the two? The Zire 72 has a 320x320 color screen, a built-in camera, and a blue casing. The Zire 21 has a 160x160 greyscale screen and a white casing.



Yes, I did in fact post a picture of the damn thing on the auction listing!

Next someone else emails me the following message:

"Great How much would be the buy now price of this PAlM, is there any warranty and how much would be the shipping costs --second day delivery to ZIP 45220"

I'm like what the hell? All of this information was posted in the auction listing. I sent the following reply:

"The Buy-It-Now price is listed on the auction page as $200. I am not sure what exact shipping would be. I am charging a $15 fee for standard UPS or Fedex ground shipping (whichever is cheaper) and then if the price works out to be less than that I will send a refund of the difference through Paypal. If the $15 ends up being able to cover 2nd day air then I can use that option. As the item is used, there is no warranty."

That was pretty straightforward, right? Apparently not, because I got this as a reply:

"See What I may offer is 150$ if the item still has warranty and has no scratches on it , you pay the shipping which must be second day delivery feedex or UPS"

I don't know where this person got the idea that they can just bargain outside the auction, but they're getting to be a pain in my ass. I sent them this:

"I am a private individual and as such I cannot provide any sort of warranty. Shipping is non-negotiable and not included in the price of the item. If you would like to make an offer that is less than the buy-it-now price listed on the auction then please feel free to place a bid on the auction page."

I can't believe this freakin tard. I'm sure they're going to try and bargain with me again.
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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 06:47 PM
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hahaha fuggin idiots on ebay...

say aren't you on ebay mike :rick:
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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DakarM
hahaha fuggin idiots on ebay...

say aren't you on ebay mike :rick:
There are some fuggin idiots on ebay. For example these people emailing me. However not all people on ebay are fuggin idiots. Therefore just because I am selling something on ebay does not mean I am a fuggin idiot.

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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by DakarM
hahaha fuggin idiots on ebay...

say aren't you on ebay mike :rick:
Not only the idiots on ebay thread, but the idiots in Wisconsin thread. The odds are in his favor.

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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 06:57 PM
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Hey does that thing have bluetooth?
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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
Hey does that thing have bluetooth?
Why yes, yes it does.
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Originally Posted by MrFatbooty
Besides, I am not native to this land, merely imported. h:
That's funny, Derek uses the same excuse. :rick:
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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MrFatbooty
Why yes, yes it does.
Hmmmm....windows CE or Palm OS?

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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MrFatbooty
There are some fuggin idiots on ebay. For example these people emailing me. However not all people on ebay are fuggin idiots. Therefore just because I am selling something on ebay does not mean I am a fuggin idiot.

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by that same logic I never said everyone on ebay was an idiot. You assumed that I meant everyone on ebay was an idiot when all i was doing it leaving my signature :rick: smilie

all I said was fuggin idiots on ebay. as in the idiots on ebay and there are quite a few as you know.
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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
Hmmmm....windows CE or Palm OS?
Well seeing as it's made by Palm...
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