A wise friend once said (when asked about if he had a girlfriend) "I have the internet, I have porn, why do I need a GF?"

:chuckles:

 

to save money on tissues and lotion :rick:

 

I always get the "I don't see you THAT way..."

I guess because I am too nice.....so I am just going to be an asshole from now on

jk

Seriously though.....you just need to be yourself bro. Things will come your way when you least expect it. Don't go looking

Anyway, it's true about the first girl. Sometimes when I see her again I get all nostalgic hahahahahaha

 

Deek, no wonder you always say you play Halo with one hand :uhm:

 

Remind me I shouldn't be shaking that mofo's hand when I see him.

 

why? I don't use lotion. h:

 

pffffftt i just spit in my hand!

and when i feel like i really deserved it i use the new heating KY stuff is great..

 

the time will come grasshopper. once you become pimp at it you can have the luxury of turning down poon :grinpimp:

 

thanks for all teh advice, i think i'ma stop caring so much and just be myself like u all say