Hey smurf why the avatar change

 

My black STi gets shit on all the time by birds....I went out this morning and it has three different spots of bird shit on it. I have at least one bird shit on my car every day or so. :sad:

 

Because Pirates rock my sox.

 

You're just like that chick Michelle Branch or something. I read up somewhere that she has a fetish for pirates. :chuckles:

 

:rick:

I totally don't have a fetish for pirates.
Not at all.
Totally don't.

 

Im sorry but im gonna have to pull the :bs: on you. :chuckles:

 

and that whole trip to blackbeard's island totally didn't roxors.....and I totally didn't buy a fawkload of poirate stuff....nope. Not me. Didn't do such a thing.

 

Maybe you park the silver car underneath power and phone lines?

 

I can picture it now. Smurf with the whole get up and her running around talking bout arrrrggghhh where's my booty. This the song you sing for a living on TV. I swear he looks just like you :chuckles:

Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
EveryBody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.

 

:lmfao: :lmfao:


I have a pirate outfit............:uhhok: