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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
If you know exactly when you have to take the test you can trick it by drinking a lot of water to flush out your system. Keep drinking and pissing until it comes out clear and then slam a quart of lemon-lime gatorade right 15-20 min before the test. The gatorade will supply the correct color and electrolyte level and the flush-out will get rid of the naughty chemicals. I know for a FACT that this will work. I couldn't wait for them to give me the goddamn cup, I thought my bladder was going to explode.

if theyre taking a hair sample..that doesnt work.
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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 02:54 PM
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I have taken lots of drug tests...I am a whiz at them
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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 02:55 PM
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Certo works good. It's a Fruit Pectin. You can get it at walmart, it comes in 2 packets, mix it some apple juice or something, drink it, then drink like 4+ cups of water. You should be alright for 24 hours.

Hope that helps..
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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 02:56 PM
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just study hard.




















jfwy :chuckles: I've never done teh drugs h:
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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by CiviChik97
if theyre taking a hair sample..that doesnt work.
Time to bust out the razor. Tell they you are a competetive swimmer. hnoes:
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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
Time to bust out the razor. Tell they you are a competetive swimmer. hnoes:

then they'll take pubic hair if possible...leg hair..chest hair..they only need hair thats 1/4 inch long.
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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 02:58 PM
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Drug tests are relatively simple when you dont do drugs. McGruff was my hero.
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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 03:03 PM
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well, as far as the test is concerned, like mandi said, none of those drink solutions work because it is a hair test, and if i shave my head, they will take any body hair. they just need 1/2" of hair from anywhere on the body. and no im not gonna shave my entire body...then that will be suspicious in itself.

as for the solution of not doing it...well i dont anymore. but i did before, and it was just recent enough for it to show up on the test should it show up (2months) and i dont want to take any chances.
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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 03:06 PM
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personally.. unless its for some really important job.. no way they are doing a hair test.. the kits work just fine.. just go to the local smoke shop and ask them about them.. they know anything and everything about passing a drug test.
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Old Oct 6, 2004 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
If you know exactly when you have to take the test you can trick it by drinking a lot of water to flush out your system. Keep drinking and pissing until it comes out clear and then slam a quart of lemon-lime gatorade right 15-20 min before the test. The gatorade will supply the correct color and electrolyte level and the flush-out will get rid of the naughty chemicals. I know for a FACT that this will work. I couldn't wait for them to give me the goddamn cup, I thought my bladder was going to explode.
:werd: I've used that method several times. There's also something called "The Stuff" out there, I used it once and passed.
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