A 25lb box of fish food broke open on a conveyor belt, directly above me. The damn fish food kept falling off the conveyor belt onto me, like it was snowing fish food. Needless to say, I stink. I took a shower, and I still stink. h:

Fugn UPS.

 

hnoes: Don't jump into the river the pirhanas will eat you.

 

My hamster bit my finger when I was filling her lil food pail thingy :happysad:

 

What kind of fish food

 

hmmmmmmm, how to make good on a bad situation.

I'd go to a lesbo bar.......the woman won't understand the attraction, but I'd bet my pink slips, you'd go home with at least one........

 

Atleast your kitty cat didn't jump in your lap and sink its claws very close to the man jewels. :eek4:

 

:lmfao:

 

Dont worry man. I know all about the many wonders of being a UnderPaidSlave. I use to work Primary Sort. One time all these rolexes broke open on a conveyor belt and it was like someone dropped food off to a starving village cus everyone was on those things.

So at the end of the shift everyone had to walk through metal detectors. So i saw some people :rick: throwing snowballs over the gates. Of course inside those snowballs were rolexes. So cheer up man. All i can say is stay out of the open or the birds'll get u.

 

wned: :rofl: good one :goodjob:

 

I woulda snitched on them...