how many "dvd backups" do you have Mpizzle?

 

I just went to the bathroom and before I zipped up I said "fo shizzle mah pizzle.'



Just thought you should know.

 

Did you shake?

 

methinks he jelqed for a few mins :uhhok:

 

Twice. h:

 

let's get into a political debate :reechy:

george w. bush makes baby jesus cry. go!

 

mmm girlfriend let me tell you I am so drunk like I could just have sex with mc hammer rrrrrrrrrright nnnnnnnnnooow on this corner. ooo ooo ooo

 

Just when I thought could I hit another one
So up jumps see me with the pumps and a bump
All stiggitty stiggity girls, getting on my good nerves
Looking like ice cream ready to be served
Wreck it, check it, can I get in it
If you wanna kick it with a G baby here's me
Cause I come equipped, I'm a pimp, a slippity slip, I suppose you take a trip

 

when in doubt rub one out

 

About a hundred, i woke up today at like 11:30, i really don't remember anything. i stopped drinking about 30 mins after i started seeing double, that's pretty bad.

I really don't remember making this thread, i got a laugh out of it. haha