i always have a magazine with me.. i tend to forget im on the toilet when i start reading an article.. so im gonna say 15-20mins h:

 

werd... if im reading something, i tend to forget h: ... but if im just dumping, then probably 5min max h:

 

depends on the occasion.....

if I gots time and my laptop/paper/magazine.....whew in can be awhile..cause I will get into a mag or something and not want to stop reading.

if it is in the morning and I get to squeak in right before my roommates start takin showers, it is quick...yet lethal....

 

I don't know.. i've never really timed..

 

i once read that if it takes you longer than 3 minutes to actually complete....your business...it's taking you too long and you need more fiber or should see a Dr. h:

 

i was reading the new SCC

edit: 14 mins h:

 

Uuuhhhmmm what kind of magazine are you reading? Do the articles have lots of glossy pictures and very few words? That could explain what's taking you so long.

 

how could you :fap: in a room that reeks of rotten food from your own ass?? :ugh:

 

Why Mandi, whatever are you talking about? Surely you don't think that I was insinuating that he might be .... h: I shan't speak of such filthy things.

 

oh shut the hell up. sick bish. you were so. :slap: