I just saw half baked for the first time and boy was I missing on some good comedy!!

post up your fav. half baked quotes :bigok:

 

"you are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pitty."

oops wrong movie.

"they got nunchucks, they be doin indian burns...." :chuckles:


there's really too many. i jus watched jay n silent bob last night.

 

"F you, f you, f you, you're cool!"

 

"marijuana's not a drug, i use to suck ***k for coke. You ever suck some ***k for weed?"

"uh.......no..."


"boo this man!!!!!!"

 

well tell me about yourself

I be from jamaica mon. lotta mercy

what part of jamaica?

righ near the beach. voiiyy

I think your bullshitting me.

samson simpson. I stick to my story, im from jamaica.

if I wasnt jamaican than why would i wear this hat?? hmm

delilah.... get me 814

814

what the hell is 814

:delilah brings out big ass cross bow:

awwwwwk, im sorry yo I dont want to be the first nigga to die from a crossbow

i have been lieing to you.... im sorry......samson im sorry

 

you like popcorn? it makes your teeth go pop pop pop.

 

*in the shower in jail*

*drops soap*

*every inmate turns around*

*proceeds to pick up soap*

*bends over*

*big ass black feet creep up from behind*

*karate dude saves the day*

*feww*

 

They Killed Killer Bee!!!!!!!!!

 

KINDERGARDEN COP KILLER

 

Butternuts!!!