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We have a urinalysis this morning...

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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 06:49 AM
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At 8:30 and I just found out, after I peed :madfawk: To top things off, even if I drink a gallon of water in an hour, I still have stage fright. I am always the last one to go in these things :sad:
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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 06:55 AM
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:werd: that exact situation happens to me every time we have a pee pee test to
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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 07:23 AM
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awe, the little man downstairs doesn't want to perform? h:
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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 07:24 AM
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:no:
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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 07:43 AM
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I heard that they have someone watch you pee for those things and they call them meAt gazers :ugh:
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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 07:49 AM
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Well someone does watch you, but I never heard them called that. They just stand behind you and make sure you don't bust out any crazy pills or contaminates. They don't actually see teh snausage... Except it's kinda hard to miss mine even if u are standing behind meh h:
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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 09:21 AM
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I peed on my second try
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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 09:26 AM
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woot! congrats, pete! :yay:














better have washed your hands, nasty ass
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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 09:32 AM
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:no: I started giving everyone a hi-five h:





























but seriously, I washed them.
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Old Sep 15, 2004 | 09:36 AM
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i usually know a little in advance. I can't say how I find this out...:naughty:
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