Ok as you all probably know my ex-girlfriend could double as a linebacker for the eagles. With that said this just transpired between me and her.


Jae: Did you just call me?
Ex: Yea baby just called to see how you were you didnt call me all week.
Jae: UUUHHH ok
Ex: So wassup
Jae: Nothing at work as usual
Ex: Ok dats nice
Jae: :sigh: yea
Ex: So what you doing after work
Jae: Going to see Resident Evil with some friends
Ex: O yea..Remember when you said you were gonna take me...So what time is the showing
Jae: Its at 12:30 since i get off of work at 11am we catching a late nite showing.
Ex: Ok so u picking me up.
Jae: Sippin on some sizzurp. O what u say.
Ex: :Sigh: nothing
Ex: Maybe i'll see it tomorrow
Jae: Yea i'll tell you how it is.
Ex: What you doing tomorrow.
Jae: Im going to the movies to see Cellular
Ex: Who are you going with?
Jae: A old friend of mine Justine.
Ex: Oh
Ex: Ok i'll talk to you some other time.
Jae: Dont worry bout calling me back...What u can do is sit on a plunger so u can feel how much up my ass you've been while we were together
CLICK!!!

Now as you can see i cant stand the bitch now and she insists on thinking we gonna get back together. During the convo yall just saw. Do you think I was a tad bit mean? I thought I did the right thing and i laughed after i did it.

 

The jolly black giant, ho ho ho!

 

that was mean, but funneY :lmfao:


but if you dont like fatty's why get with one in the first place??

 

I have no problem. It wasnt that she was fat. Its because whenever i went out she wanted the Latitude and Longitude of where i was at and a head count with names social security numbers and address of everyone i was with (of course im exagerating). Plus Im a bizzy dude with my music and plus i gotta maintain a full time job so sometimes i couldnt call her till late at nite and it would only be for like 5-10 minutes. she would get mad at that. Then she constantly kept making unnecessary comments that i was just not feeling.

 

ok that explains it :bigok:

 

thats the shit

 

Im listening to the new one with Three Six and the Diplomats

 

hahahah :lmao:

buhahaha :lmfao:

 

haha

 

Plus there would be times when she would "relieve herself over the phone" and one day she asked me to join in, I told her to phuck off i dont do those, besides im playing rainbow 6. I think that made her even more mad.