i sniff it, then crinkle it in my hand while going "exxxxxcellent" like mr. burns.























seriously.































no, just kidding. h:

 

I once help this fine caucasian girl from my car crew to pull the money from her V-string so that she could pay her for food. She wore a tight azz short. I told her that I couldn't find it so I leave my right hand in there for like 5 min searching while using my left hand to get my wallet and pay for her instead h:



































I lied, it didn't last more than 30 sec, but we hit my back seat afterward :rick:

 

I got a bottle of hand sanitizer next to the register for cases like these.

 

i always washed my hands after counting money from the register.

 

I'd blow my noes in her change....and cough in her face "aksin" her who's watchin bebbe's kids tonight?

 

Auntie Shanaynay iz. But you better page her just in case. Cuz, gerl, you know how she be.

 

nah nah, auntie naynay gone... lil sis and bubb rubb watchin the youngstas tonight. you kno they gon give them chillun some ackrite fo sho. :woowoo:

 

:rofl:

 

Ohhh, you better watch bubb rubb, he done just got out. Why you gone let him watch da kids. You know he gone just watch Jerr Spranger and eat all da food. Gerl, you betta phone Lil Tasha's couzin boyfriends Auntie's baby sista. Here use my t-moble, I just got them daytime minutes. Ohhh gerl, I like your nails, you got them at Kim's?

 

hell nah cuh, i got them thangs done at errols.. :chuckles: