cust: does an emac have an lcd screen?
me: no. it is a flat crt.
cust: wats the difference?
me: *explaination x eleventy gajillion times*
cust: do you have any emacs with an lcd screen?
me: those are called imacs.
cust: oh. thats right.
me: yes.
cust: do you have any imacs with a flat crt screen then?
me: :sqfawk:

and this was a 50-60yr old lady... i doubt they still prank call at that age h:

 

man, it must suck to be you.

 

sorry....that was me hahahahahaha

 

another old lady called asking if she can get some catalogues sent to her... 10min later, she calls me again asking the same thing. i told her that she just called me 10 min ago and i already took care of it.. she said "really? when?" i said "10min ago....TODAY"...she said "today? are you sure?" :doh:

 

whats your phone number i have a few question?

 

900-HOT-SEXX

 

should i goto the store, it always has a sign out w/an arrow telling me to go in

 

na uh, thats dereks moms phone number

 

1-900-MAN-BUTT

 

wrong again thats derek's house number