Anyone up for a freestyle battle?
Im So JDM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 3,724
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From: Portland Oregon
I just ate at taco time,
I was hungry before and now I dont feel fine,
Feels like I need to drop a deuce,
Cant get this ****in peice of lettuce out of my tooth,
I dont think this duece with will be smooth,
Feels like its gonna explode and if you want I will take pics for proof...
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I was hungry before and now I dont feel fine,
Feels like I need to drop a deuce,
Cant get this ****in peice of lettuce out of my tooth,
I dont think this duece with will be smooth,
Feels like its gonna explode and if you want I will take pics for proof...
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snitches get stitches
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 49,696
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From: Portland, OR
Originally Posted by dom93hatch
don't call me fatty, you six-four peppermint patty
just because you're witty and bitchslap-happy
i asked to be dissed
you're about to be dismissed
like a she-male ho that does more than kiss
my steady flows makes all light-headed foes
fall to my stank and kiss my toes
toes bound so tightly and spattered in blood
out from your hole where what's packed is mud
:rofl: fixed
just because you're witty and bitchslap-happy
i asked to be dissed
you're about to be dismissed
like a she-male ho that does more than kiss
my steady flows makes all light-headed foes
fall to my stank and kiss my toes
toes bound so tightly and spattered in blood
out from your hole where what's packed is mud
:rofl: fixed
Peppermint Patty, naw the name is Linus, so don't even try this.
I don't bitch smack, I smack bitches,
copy cat mother fuckers, whiney ass snitches.
You asked to be dissed, you don't have to ask,
the invitations there, after I'm done with ya, you'll be sippin on a flask,
down on the corner, where you belong as I sing this song,
Why don't you go swimmin, down at the kiddy pool,
you don't have to try hard to act a fool,
Drivin' the db, thinkin you hot shit,
on the contrary, you aint even worth this spit.
Workin' at sony, actin' all phony,
When in reality, you're full of bologna.
more meat, more fire
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 28,251
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From: Orange, CA
Originally Posted by dE.fUsEd
said it once, and i'll say it again.
ya'll spit rhymes like child-ren.
it's hard to flow with your whack ass shit,
ya'll put your shit together without listenin to it.
now let's speed it up-a-bit, try an keep up-with-it,
quick-quick, flow, for the sic han show,
callin to you bitches, ready-set-go...
ya'll spit rhymes like child-ren.
it's hard to flow with your whack ass shit,
ya'll put your shit together without listenin to it.
now let's speed it up-a-bit, try an keep up-with-it,
quick-quick, flow, for the sic han show,
callin to you bitches, ready-set-go...
it's hard for you to rap a decent diss
aside from the fact that your rap smells like piss
if i spit rhymes like a child
i spit rhymes like i'm wild
i spit rhymes like stewie so i can rule the world
beat all the rhymes like yours, like a girl's
:reechy:
shout out to 96jdmaccord, good luck with your poo
more meat, more fire
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 28,251
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From: Orange, CA
Originally Posted by RB
Peppermint Patty, naw the name is Linus, so don't even try this.
I don't bitch smack, I smack bitches,
copy cat mother fuckers, whiney ass snitches.
You asked to be dissed, you don't have to ask,
the invitations there, after I'm done with ya, you'll be sippin on a flask,
down on the corner, where you belong as I sing this song,
Why don't you go swimmin, down at the kiddy pool,
you don't have to try hard to act a fool,
Drivin' the db, thinkin you hot shit,
on the contrary, you aint even worth this spit.
Workin' at sony, actin' all phony,
When in reality, you're full of bologna.
I don't bitch smack, I smack bitches,
copy cat mother fuckers, whiney ass snitches.
You asked to be dissed, you don't have to ask,
the invitations there, after I'm done with ya, you'll be sippin on a flask,
down on the corner, where you belong as I sing this song,
Why don't you go swimmin, down at the kiddy pool,
you don't have to try hard to act a fool,
Drivin' the db, thinkin you hot shit,
on the contrary, you aint even worth this spit.
Workin' at sony, actin' all phony,
When in reality, you're full of bologna.
oh that's right, i wiped it on my nose's sinus infection
infected by your weak rap blaster
think you're pretty smooth but this deebee's faster
don't be hatin', the kiddy pool only has room for one
it's all yours baby, have your fun
but you know you'll run from my gatling gun
when i shoot rhymes so good you'll be a nun
deebee hater, can't handle this one bit
i'm sure even you know that i'm hot shit
my coffee maker raps better than your spit
snitches get stitches
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 49,696
Likes: 1
From: Portland, OR
Originally Posted by dom93hatch
where's your blanket, linus?
oh that's right, i wiped it on my nose's sinus infection
infected by your weak rap blaster
think you're pretty smooth but this deebee's faster
don't be hatin', the kiddy pool only has room for one
it's all yours baby, have your fun
but you know you'll run from my gatling gun
when i shoot rhymes so good you'll be a nun
deebee hater, can't handle this one bit
i'm sure even you know that i'm hot shit
my coffee maker raps better than your spit
oh that's right, i wiped it on my nose's sinus infection
infected by your weak rap blaster
think you're pretty smooth but this deebee's faster
don't be hatin', the kiddy pool only has room for one
it's all yours baby, have your fun
but you know you'll run from my gatling gun
when i shoot rhymes so good you'll be a nun
deebee hater, can't handle this one bit
i'm sure even you know that i'm hot shit
my coffee maker raps better than your spit
Only room for one back at ya pool?
No checkin' out hunies and actin' a fool?
That's too bad...actually its kinda sad,
sounds like you need some ass pretty damn bad.
Talkin' bout coffee makers what the fawk is that,
Your rhymes sound worse then when I took a shat.
Don't make me flex the canons with no abandon,
Oh, wait, I forgot your sis's name, what was it, Shannon?
Left the blanket in buffalo where I banged ya sista
She didn't want me to leave, she was cryin' "please no mista!"
You got a sinus infection? sounds like you need some protection,
I apologize that my rhymes give you an erection.