HAHAHAHA that was a good one.

 

I battle tooth and nail to getcha ta fail,
you'll be wantin' to put yo M3 fo sale.
If you can't take the heat, get outta my grill.
or have you had enough? have you had your fill?
I may be a rookie but I know my stuff,
better than bein a big cream puff.
I talk shit here and most call me a dick,
I can't argue with that, and neither can yer chick.
I keep my nose to the game and never stay wreckless,
so go get a pen and pad because you know you need to check this.
So take your fat ass and walk it out of this thread
before you two shots in the head.




all in good fun, of course h:

 

Such a cute little rhyme, especially from a rook
but seriously man, put down the Dr. Suess book
probably got your name from being a prison snitch
rb, roast beef? nah more like Rich's bitch
you know your stuff like a virgin knows his sexuality
nothing about others, but an expert on asexuality
anyhow man, I hope this diss really made you riper
better call your mom, cuz you need to change your diaper

 

Callin' me a rook? Boy thats pretty easy...
Keep on talkin' cuz your game's pretty cheesy.
You think you the first to call me roast beef?
thats about as new as my dick on yo teef.
You better look now cuz you can't see me comin'
Your mom did though, she knew I was cummin'.
Question my sex? yo ask yer sista,
because after me she'll need a siesta.
Talkin' smack about me boy, lets talk aboutcha carrot,
wanna talk about size kid, yo I really dare it.
It's the only thing about you that you can say is small,
I can see it now, you're takin' a fall.

 

what's this whole thing about my game you be mutterin'?
last I heard, you go up to girls and start stut-stut-stutterin
heard yo cac is so small, that when you piss and it falls
doesn't hit the urinal because it always lands on your balls
quit frontin' about sex, cuz you have only done one person
well, I guess it's two, if you count all those times you been jerkin
pretty interesting comments about your homosexual mood
why don't you buy a butt plug, I hear they call them a calidude :eek4:

 

you guys are gangsta :eek3:

 

:rofl:

Yo your mom's been lyin' to ya bout my cac size
she doesn't wanna hurt ya feelings, mr. "size of french fries".
You of all people talkin' bout some gay habits,
I wouldn't be suprised if you got caught fuckin' rabbits.
How dare you question my skills at the bangin'
Tu madre sucked my balls, as they was hangin'.
And I'd rather stut-stut stutta and make the but-but-butta,
then be talkin' bout shit that ain't worth a mutter.
Calidude, gay? Yo that aint no joke,
I guess you would know since its you he tried to poke.

 

Look at all these rhymes talkin bout dick
Yall are startin to make me feel sick
I just woke up, eyes are wide shut
And here you are talkin about plugs in a butt
Piss, cum, balls and such
Next you'll be wearin oversized pink von dutch
Get the fcuk off my crutch, and get your own rhymes
Derek even had to take a few of my lines
Take your cards boys, read em and weep
Try to write somethin good while I go back to sleep

 

Bwhahhahahaa you guys are great . That shit is funny.

 

Ok it's been five minutes now, what are you guys doin
Huddled under derek's desk...screwin?
It doesn't take that long Mister and Misses Seuss
You guys write rhymes, im gonna go drop a deuce