ok, myth wasnt the right word....overexaggerated is better.

just go jerk off and stop making it seem like your package is going to shrivle up and die because, God forbid, you didnt get any.

 

dont girls get blue lips or something

 

no, we dont get anything...it's just "oh, ok.." and get dressed.

 

i never got that shit so i wouldn't know anyways

 

:upset:

 

yeah, it probably is. i only specifically remember one or two incidents.
that doesn't work.. h:

 

True... I'll give you that. It's only an, ahem, once in a blue moon kinda thing...

Whoa... chill. I was just trying to make a humorous comment, drawing from the fact that my testicles were trying to squeeze themselves off

And yeah, it's officially my fault too because I told her that I want to take it slow (She's a quality kind of girl), so the intent of my post was not sympathy grabbing, but instead humor

 

:eek4:


calm down sparky

 

im calm all is good. :whew:

 

If I don't get any soon, something will shrivel off and die h: