This just happened, I was at my local 24hr. gas station filling up when I noticed a bunch of silver change on the ground in the front of my car. I got out and picked them up, it must've fallen out of one of the attendents pocket because there was a roll of quarters there aswell.

I walked over to the station in the middle where he was and asked him if it was his, he said it was and I happily gave it to him, then he said to me "Hey! You pump number 5?" And I was and I answered to him "Yea, why?" He then replied "It's on me, thanks." So I thanked him back and said we need more honest people in the world. Well I got in my car and without thinking about what just happened I drove off. Well as soon as I pulled out I saw this flickering light in the corner of my eye... It was my pump station I was just at and I had forgotten to put the nozzle back. And the pump was not finished yet and was still pumping gas. Well it must've sparked and ignited all the gas that was coming out of it. I knew I was gonna get screwed so I left. I know I know, it was stupid, really stupid, but I couldn't get in trouble. But something happened....

While I sped off I failed to realize I should be watching the street and I hit a kid on a bike, I wasn't go fast though, it was only about 20 mph. I hit him with my pass. fender and all I saw was a blur go by my window. I didn't run him over or anything but I definately hit him. Well.... I did it again, I sped off. I know it's so bad, but I can't get in trouble. What should I do?


Btw, I'm just fvcking around, did you believe it?

 

:lmfao:

I remember all the threads those stories came out of originally h:

 

Haha, I remember when lkail posted that thread at night when he hit that kid on the bike, i didnt think he was serious at first..heh

 

Wait you had a roll of quarters in your pants? :exnbp:

 

That aint a roll of quarters :rick:

 

Oh, sorry, dimes? :chuckles:

 

:sad:

 

lol @ the dimes comment!! wned:

 

They were good enough for your neice.

 

ohhhh!!!!!!!!!!! low blow!!!!!!!!! lol