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Surgeon goes crazy ; amputates man's penis and cuts it into 3 pieces

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Old 07-19-2004, 06:31 PM
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Default Surgeon goes crazy ; amputates man's penis and cuts it into 3 pieces

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...E13762,00.html

Crazed surgeon amputates penis
From correspondents in Bucharest
July 19, 2004

A ROMANIAN surgeon underwent a fit of madness while operating on a patient's testicles and instead cut off the man's penis and sliced it into three pieces, hospital officials said.

The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was described as a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.

He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, the officials said.

"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the patient was rushed for emergency reconstructive surgery.

The operations have been entrusted to a highly respected Romanian plastic surgeon, Ioan Lascar, who said he would try to restore the man's urinary function but that he was unlikely to recover normal sexual activity.

Doctor Ciomu has been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.

Meanwhile the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Ciomu.
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wtf, 2 months?!? He should get the CHAIR for this!
Old 07-19-2004, 06:33 PM
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:wtc:Poor guy
Old 07-19-2004, 06:34 PM
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:doh:

That's bad luck.

I could see him waking up and thinking what the odds were of having his penis chopped off.

Must be karma. :hahano:
Old 07-19-2004, 06:35 PM
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If it was america.... BILLIONS of dollars...

I don't advocate lawsuits, but BILLIONS!!!!

my lawyer and I would be rich. I would be unich, but rich.
Old 07-19-2004, 06:39 PM
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that falls under the category of cruel and unusual
Old 07-19-2004, 06:40 PM
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Cammo.

^ you'd throw some $ my way too? :chuckles:
Old 07-19-2004, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ManInCamo
If it was america.... BILLIONS of dollars...

I don't advocate lawsuits, but BILLIONS!!!!

my lawyer and I would be rich. I would be unich, but rich.
eunuch(sp) or not.. I would let a surgeon cut off my dick for billions.. then proceed to buy a new one.
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Originally Posted by alphaxxn
eunuch(sp) or not.. I would let a surgeon cut off my dick for billions.. then proceed to buy a new one.
I take it you missed the line where it says "he was unlikely to recover normal sexual activity."
Billions and not be able to get with chicks.... :down:
Old 07-19-2004, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Quikstep
I take it you missed the line where it says "he was unlikely to recover normal sexual activity."
Billions and not be able to get with chicks.... :down:
:werd: I don't think I would be able to live :wtc:
Old 07-19-2004, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Quikstep
I take it you missed the line where it says "he was unlikely to recover normal sexual activity."
Billions and not be able to get with chicks.... :down:
There is more to life than sex. Really, there are more things I am scared of losing than my penis. Never being able to play the guitar, never being able to drive, never being able to see, never being able to hear, never being able to speak, etc.



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