My boss who I hate ever so much, still manages to get my name wrong on a weekly basis after 3 years. Todays conversation actually made me realize how dumb she really is. (12 more working days!! woo hoo) Conversation goes as follows.

Craig: I need the square footage for the Oxnard Center.
Boss: Ok, the square footage for the OX NARDS center is 2500.
Craig: HAHHAHAHAA---you have the rcorrect center on that?
Boss: Yeah, OX NARDS.
Craig: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

i dont get it
but there is one lady here that calls me frank because she cant remember my name

 

nards = testicles


:dunno:

 

ox nards!

 

ok i thought it was about gettng his name wrong

 

^^ I did too..

 

craig, do you :reechy: when you hear the word penis?

 

you should fart on her for that

 

are u quiting?

 

ill fart in her general direction when i walk by her office
its about 24 feet^2 so she should sufffer