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Oh, and like other people said, girls talk, so if you go for one and then the other it will get back to the first one faster than you can say "cockblocked" and you won't get with any of them.
Once upon a time there was a happy little monkey. The happy little monkey was swining along one day when he spotted a jar of delicious looking cookies. He reached into the jar with his little monkey hand and grabbed all the cookies he could and tried and tried to pull them all out but he couldn't. They wouldn't all fit through the top at once! He tried to pull harder and harder but had no luck. All of a sudden the cookies started to crumble. Oh no! Poor monkey! If he had just pulled out one at a time he could have had all the cookies he wanted but instead he was greedy and got none. Now he's a sad little monkey. Teh end.