background:
im at school
school chum needs to borrow cell phone
my professor is the hardest professor in the scool


----- (4:26:38 PM): Do you have a cell phone I could use real fast
----- (4:26:38 PM):
Darth Grifter (4:26:42 PM): yes
Darth Grifter (4:26:43 PM): yes i do
----- (4:26:51 PM): it's long distance tho
----- (4:26:52 PM): is that ok
----- (4:26:52 PM): ><
Darth Grifter (4:26:57 PM): how long distance
----- (4:27:24 PM): to my house
----- (4:27:27 PM): Sun City
Darth Grifter (4:27:29 PM): 909
----- (4:27:32 PM): yes
----- (4:27:33 PM): 909
----- (4:27:36 PM): 606
----- (4:27:38 PM): 909
Darth Grifter (4:27:41 PM): i guess that would be ok
----- (4:28:13 PM): thnx
----- (4:28:14 PM): need a ride
Darth Grifter (4:28:35 PM): werd


----- (4:42:09 PM): when can I borrow your cell. :x
Darth Grifter (4:42:24 PM): well you told me to die so if im dead you cant use my cell
----- (4:45:30 PM): die.
----- (4:46:10 PM): but you're not dead
----- (4:46:14 PM): so gimme your cell.
Darth Grifter (4:46:26 PM): first
Darth Grifter (4:46:37 PM): you must solve a complex array of riddles
----- (4:46:41 PM): k
Darth Grifter (4:46:42 PM): to determine my location
----- (4:47:06 PM): k
----- (4:47:07 PM): what's the riddle
Darth Grifter (4:47:22 PM): after that you will face my guardian
----- (4:47:28 PM): k
Darth Grifter (4:47:30 PM): one who is feared throughout MSC
----- (4:47:30 PM): what's the riddle
----- (4:48:35 PM): What is the riddle?
----- (4:49:52 PM): What's the fucking riddle.
Darth Grifter (4:50:47 PM): 96300 / 100
Darth Grifter (4:50:50 PM): / 3
Darth Grifter (4:50:52 PM): reversed
Darth Grifter (4:51:05 PM): is the chamber where you may seek me out
----- (4:51:32 PM): what the fuck
----- (4:51:39 PM): you're gay as fuck.

 

*cough* dork *cough*

 

:eek3:

 

:werd:

 

WHAT....is your name?......

WHAT...is your quest?.....

WHAT......




...is the speed velocity of an african swallow?

 

:slap::doh:

air speed velocity of a laden swallow:nono:

such blatant misquoting of teh monty python.. why, it's blasphemy i tell you

 

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