So its raining and a tad bit chilly. I am driving down the road and I see this real hot girl wearing this tight as heck white tshirt walking in the rain and lets just it almost made me drive into that darned tree over yonder. h:

 

well, if you got laid once in a while, or atleast once, you would have gone into shock and almost crashed.

 

hnoes: :chuckles:

i remember back in high school, a couple of friends were heading to the mall in one of the guy's mom's ford aerostar (or something similar). the spotted a cute chick walking along the road. long story short, they smacked into the center median (those cement island things) and booked it out of there because they were so embarassed. :lmao:

 

Shaddap taxi driver, do people flag you down thinking you are a cab. :fawk:

 

you didnt stop to give her a lift? :slap:

 

only hot drunk girls :grinpimp:

 

I was going in the opposite direction. h:

 

you suck at surprise sex :fawk:

 

Well I tried to pull a u turn, but dammit its much harder with fwd than awd. Can I have the WRX... please... I'll clean it up after I am done.

 

you speak as if you actually have game.