im hungry, and i think.. hmm, i'll fry it up and fry some eggs while im at it. i proceed to get the pan out and start frying.. mm, finished .. i put it on a plate, then i see my cat and think to myself, "my mom usually puts cat food in a bowl" .. did i jus fry cat food? my nose was stuffy and my senses werent working.. so, i start eating. luckily it wasnt cat food

 

Corned beef + sticky rice + garlic salt + stir fry = the win