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Old 05-20-2004, 11:26 AM
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HAHAHA "All my tats are temporary"

I'm only halfway through, but it's just getting better and better.

Because I wash and wax my car, it's like the stealth bomber. Yes... the stealth bomber doesn't have an anti-radar skin... they just wash and wax it every day...
Old 05-20-2004, 11:41 AM
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"The radar bounces off my car!" Because I have neon lights around my license plate. :lmfao:
Old 05-20-2004, 11:44 AM
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The neon lights around the license plate confuse the radar. the tint on his windows reflects the radar and tells the cop his own car's speed :lmfao:



caller: My car (Z28) puts 352hp to the rear wheels

dumbass caller: Is that legal?
Old 05-20-2004, 11:50 AM
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This is awesome. He has got to be the smoothest bullshitter I have ever heard.
Old 05-20-2004, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DC2
This is awesome. He has got to be the smoothest bullshitter I have ever heard.
I don't think he's bullshitting....
Old 05-20-2004, 12:06 PM
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knob gobble :rofl:
Old 05-20-2004, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Kestrel
I don't think he's bullshitting....
Seriously doubt it. If he isn't, then he must be on coke or something.
Old 05-20-2004, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
Other caller: Does your car abide by California's emissions standards?

Loser: Do you got a chain steering wheel?

Other caller: um, no.

Loser: Well, I do.

Radio Host: That doesn't make your car faster! Just because you've got a chain steering wheel and yosimite sam mud flaps! Jeez! What are you, in 1981 or something?
OMFG....thats the funniest shit ive heard in a long time
Old 05-20-2004, 12:24 PM
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yeah i think he actually belives what he is saying
Old 05-20-2004, 12:29 PM
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yep. ricers believe that huge stickers/body kits/wings and euros make their cars faster, so why not mudflaps and chain steering wheels? :rofl:


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