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Old May 11, 2004 | 09:39 AM
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fart the national anthem on tv.

I think I have enough bean burritos to cover the job but I am really worried about embarrassing myself by accidently letting off a wet one. How do I prevent this from happening?
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Old May 11, 2004 | 09:41 AM
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Just wear diapers, you sick fuk
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Old May 11, 2004 | 09:42 AM
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Just wear diapers, you sick fuk
Nah diapers would be embarrassing...I am not trying to make myself look silly or stupid up there. This is a very respectful event and I just want to make sure only clean farts get out on national tv.
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Old May 11, 2004 | 09:53 AM
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can ya tell I am bored today?
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Old May 11, 2004 | 09:54 AM
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clean fart = oxymoron
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Old May 11, 2004 | 09:56 AM
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Speaking of farts, I had to hold mine in last Sat night when I was riding around in a brand new E500 on 20"s. I unleashed hell on my asshole the moment I got out of the car.
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