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Old 05-06-2004, 11:48 PM
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A large dog exploded on the corner of 5th and Main. Nobody was killed, however several people were overcome by fur. Police estimate more than 600 fleas lost their lives in the blast.

Old 05-06-2004, 11:53 PM
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you sir have way too much free time on your hands
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did the dog die
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Originally Posted by sinthetiq
did the dog die
i used 3 letter words h:
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A man at a Tool and Die Company died today when he was hit with a tool.


You never heard these???
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Originally Posted by Sadiztik-R
A man at a Tool and Die Company died today when he was hit with a tool.


You never heard these???
again.. waaaay too much time on your hands
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Originally Posted by /^Blackmagik^\
again.. waaaay too much time on your hands
Well wtf am I supposed to do at 3am?
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Originally Posted by Sadiztik-R
Well wtf am I supposed to do at 3am?
hookah.. :doh:
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Here's some fun: Stand on line at the bank for a really long time. Then, when you finally get up to the window, just ask for change of a nickel. They actually call others tellers over to look at you.
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Originally Posted by /^Blackmagik^\
hookah.. :doh:
I got better use for my money, whats your excuse?



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