i hate baltimore
so my mom comes home, and tells me how she was harrassed.
her; this guy comes up to me after work, and goes 'your too fat, your saab (our 50K convertable. shit? hah!) is a piece of shit, your sitting too close', ect.
me; did you call the cops?
her; no. then he threw a bottle at me.
me; why didnt you call the cops?
her; my phone's dead.
me; . . . .did you get the tag #?
her; no.
me; well, call them anyhow. give the time and location. and a description.
edit; ehhh....thats good enough.
people=stupid. esp. in baltimore.
her; this guy comes up to me after work, and goes 'your too fat, your saab (our 50K convertable. shit? hah!) is a piece of shit, your sitting too close', ect.
me; did you call the cops?
her; no. then he threw a bottle at me.
me; why didnt you call the cops?
her; my phone's dead.
me; . . . .did you get the tag #?
her; no.
me; well, call them anyhow. give the time and location. and a description.
edit; ehhh....thats good enough.
people=stupid. esp. in baltimore.
Originally Posted by Grifter
sorry to burst your bubble but theres stupid jerks everywhere
1. Yeah. I was in my car, saw 2 white fat guys walking by, then one suddenly shouting to this asian middle school student on the sidewalk, saying he's walking "wrong, you are walking wrong!!!" Like really really rude. And he was like, "you have to walk on the right side." As in driving on the right side. But those two fat guys already occupied the whole sidewalk.
See, jerks are everywhere. Take it easy.
2. Florida beat up pickup truck guy pumped into me when I was making a lane change, and he gets angry at ME for pumping into me. Light changed green and I beat him (terrible launch since it was really wet, tires slipped like crazy) and tell him to get back to Florida and passed him.
Originally Posted by Quikstep
Have you ever heard anyone say "I Love Baltimore"?
Didn't think so.
Didn't think so.
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