My girlfriend owned me,.....
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Originally Posted by SOLDIER [X]
my goal in life is to get 100 women pregnant and then have my children get 100 women pregnant until eventually 1 outta 4 people in this world are my decendants...dna^2 :rick:
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okay guys heres the update
so i get a call around 9:15 from my girlfriend,..convo went something like this
Her: very funny babe,..taking the car without telling me
me: ive been in the shop all day working on the cars hunnie,..what are you talking about?
her: are you serious?
me: umm yea,..what are you freaking out about?
Her: OMG BABY THE CAR IS STOLEN!
me: stop playing baby
her: im dead serious there is broken glass right next to where i parked it this afternoon
me: did you call the cops yet?
her: no i had to let you know first im gonna call them now
me: no ill call them because i know the vin for the car and liscense plate by heart (i said this so she wouldnt call the cops) im on my way to pick you up
her: okay call the cops. im so so so so so sorry baby
me: yea ill be there in a 10 mins
she had called my cell,..little did she know i was around the corner just chilling in her tiburon laughing my ass off becasue revenge is a bitch,..so i waited like 7 mins and pulled out to where she was,..i told her i was haulin ass up there,..i also told her that the cops are gonna meet me at the house to take down a report,..she was on the verge of tears in the car,..im glad she didnt cry because i dont like it if she would cry,..and i would have felt bad,..anywyas,..we get home and i told her to change,..she gets done changing and i told her to go out into the garage and get me me a screwdriver because i had to fix a chair,...she gets back from the garage after seeing the widebody parked in it and this is how that convo went
Her: YOU BASTARD!
me: Payback is a bitch isnt it?
her: you had me scared to DEATH!
me: and that little stunt you pulled last night didnt have me scared?
her: haha i guess i deserved this didnt I
me: :yes:
so there is it guys,..im kinda drunk right now so dont mind the mistakes,..i tried to proofread it as best as i can
so i get a call around 9:15 from my girlfriend,..convo went something like this
Her: very funny babe,..taking the car without telling me
me: ive been in the shop all day working on the cars hunnie,..what are you talking about?
her: are you serious?
me: umm yea,..what are you freaking out about?
Her: OMG BABY THE CAR IS STOLEN!
me: stop playing baby
her: im dead serious there is broken glass right next to where i parked it this afternoon
me: did you call the cops yet?
her: no i had to let you know first im gonna call them now
me: no ill call them because i know the vin for the car and liscense plate by heart (i said this so she wouldnt call the cops) im on my way to pick you up
her: okay call the cops. im so so so so so sorry baby
me: yea ill be there in a 10 mins
she had called my cell,..little did she know i was around the corner just chilling in her tiburon laughing my ass off becasue revenge is a bitch,..so i waited like 7 mins and pulled out to where she was,..i told her i was haulin ass up there,..i also told her that the cops are gonna meet me at the house to take down a report,..she was on the verge of tears in the car,..im glad she didnt cry because i dont like it if she would cry,..and i would have felt bad,..anywyas,..we get home and i told her to change,..she gets done changing and i told her to go out into the garage and get me me a screwdriver because i had to fix a chair,...she gets back from the garage after seeing the widebody parked in it and this is how that convo went
Her: YOU BASTARD!
me: Payback is a bitch isnt it?
her: you had me scared to DEATH!
me: and that little stunt you pulled last night didnt have me scared?
her: haha i guess i deserved this didnt I
me: :yes:
so there is it guys,..im kinda drunk right now so dont mind the mistakes,..i tried to proofread it as best as i can
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