The public urinal...are you afraid?
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From: san jose, ca
Originally Posted by RB
Funny story. I had to do #2 while I was on campus, so I head to the library, which has the cleanest bathrooms on campus. So I head to the 2nd (main) floor bathroom, and sure enough all 3 stalls are taken. Fawk. I really have to go. So I hurry up to the 3rd floor bathrooms...only 1 stall, and you guessed it, taken. Fawk me again. So, I haul ass up the 4th floor. Great, I walk all the way through that floor only to find out there is no bathroom on this floor. I'm basically holding my ass running to the 5th floor. So I make it to the 5th floor stall...run to the door, sure enough, only one stall and its occupied. I jiggled the knob and blurted out "You gotta be SHITTING ME!" and the guy said "I'm in here!". Fawk me even more. I'm about to literally blow. I ****ing sprint to the last floor...the 6th floor, and PRAY TO GOD that there is a bathroom and that its empty. I can seriously feel it about to release any second when I hit the bathroom door and THANK FAWKING GOD that there were 3 stalls and all were empty.
That was the closest I ever came to shitting my pants. The relief I felt after letting it all go was...orgasmic to say the least.
That was the closest I ever came to shitting my pants. The relief I felt after letting it all go was...orgasmic to say the least.
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From: Lll
:rofl: :rofl: funny stories...i got one from back in the day.
i was a hall monitor back in the day in elementary school. and there was this kid named tony or toni. he looks like a girl. well i was guarding the boys bathroom and "she" went in there. and i was like...ok, now i gotta go in and fetch her for going in the wrong bathroom. "she" went into the back, into one of the stalls. for some reason i pushed the door open, since i looked down and seen the back of the shoes, me thinking he was a she, she couldnt have been peeing. and as i pushed the door open, his pants were down to his knees, one hand was holding the wang, and the sound of droplets hitting still water echoed through the quiet bathroom.
i was a hall monitor back in the day in elementary school. and there was this kid named tony or toni. he looks like a girl. well i was guarding the boys bathroom and "she" went in there. and i was like...ok, now i gotta go in and fetch her for going in the wrong bathroom. "she" went into the back, into one of the stalls. for some reason i pushed the door open, since i looked down and seen the back of the shoes, me thinking he was a she, she couldnt have been peeing. and as i pushed the door open, his pants were down to his knees, one hand was holding the wang, and the sound of droplets hitting still water echoed through the quiet bathroom.
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