^
:rofl:

 

 

:lmfao:

 

:hugglez:

:lmfao:

 

i'm always exploding and splashing...like a machine gun

 

i have a theory that girl shit smells worse than guy shit.

they dont go as often, so it sits in their body longer and cultivates :thinking:

 

:eek3: :rofl:

 

dumpling. :chuckles: that's what my stepmom calls them.

I had one a few weeks ago that was so long when I flushed the toiled it went around like a helicopter and then folded in half when it got sucked down the hole. I couldn't stop laughing for like a day. :rofl:

 

i didn't even poo when i made this thread. i walked in the bathroom and it stunk. i'm gonna have to poo later on though. i can feel it.

 

dude have you guys ever had those that actually bridge the toilet and you keep on flushing but they spin around and just get stuck again. well I have. pretty cool