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so some kid IMs me and asks me if i know chris (thinks im dave)

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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 05:03 AM
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Default so some kid IMs me and asks me if i know chris (thinks im dave)

HotLowAccord: sup dude
spankyownzjoo: sup yo
HotLowAccord: who dis?
spankyownzjoo: spanky
HotLowAccord: you're on that honda website, right? i got your name from my friend
spankyownzjoo: who is your friend
HotLowAccord: Chris
spankyownzjoo: hmm
spankyownzjoo: whats his sn
HotLowAccord: what are you laughing at?
spankyownzjoo: i didnt laugh?
HotLowAccord: so anyways theres this chick out in indiana that thinks im the most amazing dude she's ever met
HotLowAccord: EVAR
spankyownzjoo: cool?
HotLowAccord: i guess she's ok
spankyownzjoo: whats your friends s/n?
HotLowAccord: are you ****ing kidding me?
spankyownzjoo: um?
HotLowAccord: where the **** are you?
spankyownzjoo: what the ****?!
spankyownzjoo: i mean your friend who you said knows me not teh chick
HotLowAccord: you don't ****ing know chris?
spankyownzjoo: i know tons of ****ing chrises
HotLowAccord: **** man, is this dave?
spankyownzjoo: there is more than one chris on the internet, you know
spankyownzjoo: no this isn't ****ing dave
HotLowAccord: where the **** is dave?
spankyownzjoo: who the **** is this and why teh **** are you asking me where the **** dave is
spankyownzjoo: dave who
HotLowAccord: dave whos screen name this is, asshole, thats which dave
spankyownzjoo: obviously there is no dave whos screename this is since ive had this ****ing screen name for 3 years
HotLowAccord: you're such a ****ing liar
HotLowAccord: why you gotta be a dick?
HotLowAccord: just tell me where dave is
spankyownzjoo: because youre being a ****ing dick, asking me where the **** dave is and who teh **** chris is when you dont even know who teh **** youre talking to
spankyownzjoo: you dumb ****ing shit
spankyownzjoo: THERE IS NO DAVE AT THIS SCREEN NAME
HotLowAccord: **** you, mother****er
spankyownzjoo: how many ****ing times do i have to say it
HotLowAccord: i dont give a shit what you say
spankyownzjoo: good
spankyownzjoo: im glad
spankyownzjoo: i dont give a shit if you give a shit
HotLowAccord: you probably drive your moms neon
spankyownzjoo: you obviously have the wrong ****ing screen name so you need to go talk to whoever teh **** chris is and get the correct ****ing screen name.
spankyownzjoo: right.
spankyownzjoo: and you drive a honDUH
HotLowAccord: asshole, he talked to fdave on this sn last night
HotLowAccord: better than your broke down ****ing piece of shit
spankyownzjoo: are you on drugs? or drunk maybe? should i recommend an AA or NA representative contact you?
spankyownzjoo: um
spankyownzjoo: wtf?
HotLowAccord: you and your ****ing wal mart spinners and spray paint from a can
spankyownzjoo: hahaha
spankyownzjoo: aaah, thats a good one
HotLowAccord: truth hurts, doesnt it pizza boy?
spankyownzjoo: yes, you're right
spankyownzjoo: my wrx has spinners and spray paint from a can
spankyownzjoo: loser
HotLowAccord: damn straight
HotLowAccord: you mean your model car
spankyownzjoo: yep
spankyownzjoo: my model car
spankyownzjoo: i put walmart spinners on a model carf
spankyownzjoo: ****ing nerd
HotLowAccord: stupid ****hole
spankyownzjoo: are you done?
HotLowAccord: i wasnt saying anything
HotLowAccord: you're the one keeping on
spankyownzjoo: youre the one insisting im some ****ing dude named dave
Previous message was not received by HotLowAccord because of error: User HotLowAccord is not available.


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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 05:08 AM
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 05:08 AM
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What a jerk...
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 05:28 AM
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haha... thats the beauty of the internet
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 06:07 AM
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decaldood: Hey this is dave.. spanky told me that you were looking for me?
HotLowAccord: hey man
sup
HotLowAccord: chris gave me that sn name for you
decaldood: ya i know
decaldood: sup?
HotLowAccord: nm
HotLowAccord: so do you got my stuff?
decaldood: yep :-)
HotLowAccord: excellent
HotLowAccord: how much you looking for?
decaldood: $45
HotLowAccord: um
HotLowAccord: hahaha
HotLowAccord: good times, bro
HotLowAccord: seriously
decaldood: lol.. what's it worth to you?
HotLowAccord: i dunno, is it painted?
decaldood: no, it was recently primered tho
decaldood: grey
HotLowAccord: eh..i'll have to paint it immediately then
HotLowAccord: its going for 70 new
HotLowAccord: so i guess 45-50 is decent

decaldood: If you buy it today, I'll seriously let it go for $45
HotLowAccord: sweet.
HotLowAccord: when you want to bring it over?
decaldood: hmm
HotLowAccord: opr should i stop by on my way to work?
decaldood: can you stop by?
decaldood: wait.. what time will you be goingto work
HotLowAccord: 5
decaldood: ya i'll be around then.
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 06:25 AM
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He's boring...

KissMy1C: hi
HotLowAccord: hi
KissMy1C: whats up?
HotLowAccord: not much
HotLowAccord: having a shitty ****ing day
KissMy1C: right
KissMy1C: whys that?
HotLowAccord: i need a new rear bumper and this guy dave got it all ****ed up
HotLowAccord: offered me a spoiler
KissMy1C: lol, how did he mix that up?
HotLowAccord: i dunno, he's a moron..heroin addict or some shit..whats your name, baby?
KissMy1C: Megan
HotLowAccord: sup girl im jason
HotLowAccord: what you doing today?
KissMy1C: Not much, just sitting around the house, looking for something to do.
KissMy1C: You?
HotLowAccord: nutin just ****ing bored i need to sleep so i can work tonight but im not ****ing tired
KissMy1C: oh. That sucks.
HotLowAccord: yeah no shit where do you live?
KissMy1C: Frederick
HotLowAccord: no shit man..im in germantown
KissMy1C: Cool.
HotLowAccord: so do you know DAve?
KissMy1C: smith or andrews?
HotLowAccord: shit i dont know his last name
KissMy1C: oh
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 06:36 AM
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:eek3: madlow.... did you just totally BS that guy? :eek3:
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 06:38 AM
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you guys said alot.
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by flipped cracker
you guys said alot.
you are very observative
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by clickwir
:eek3: madlow.... did you just totally BS that guy? :eek3:
ya, I have no clue who he is. :lmfao:
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