i woke up today and made my way to the kitchen for some fruity pebbles and what was waiting for me outside was a brand new 2004 honda S2000. It was my step moms new car and it was sexy. Anyway she let me drive it down my street and onto the highway h: I then went WOT in the first three gears and let me tell you, the power band in that car :eek3:

 

Oh My Goddddddddddddddddd

*droolzzzzzzzz*

You Are Soooooo Luhhhhhhhhhh Kaaaaaaay

 

shouldnt it be broken in before you hit redline in each gear?

 

:woowoo: pics of stepmom?

 

Supposedly Honda comes pre broke in so there is no wait time

Is your stepmom hot?

 

she has 700 miles on it, she lives in medford oregon and she got it last month, this is her first time in cali.

 

no not at all she is a crazy whore who stole all my fathers money, they divorced and now she is married to a 85 yr old man, he bought her the car and many other things.

 

I was expecting to come in here and correct you regarding the title of a painting. h:

<-- Dork h:

 

:rofl: HUGE dork

 

sounds like she is brand new :rick: