Wow first warm Friday night and all the skanks are crawling out. Jeez the dress code gets worse every year. Just when you think tops and shorts can't get any smaller they do. I almost pulled up next to one of them and to ask how much it would cost for a bit of head. I mean shit put them on the corner of High and they'll pass off as hookers.

 

you damn whore hater

 

I ain't hating... I just get confused between whores and skanks. One I gotta pay for the other I gotta buy a few beers. Just wish they'd be easier to differentiate so it would make my job easier.
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well then do the deed, or just drive by and say, "Hey HO!"

 

:nervous: I wouldn't touch the skanks here even if I triple baggied it. And the whores here... thats another different story.

 

Drive by and stick your thumb out the window like you're hitchhiking and say "Hey, can I walk with you?"


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throw eggs at them, or other random dirty nasty stinky things

 

I don't know what exactly qualifies as a skank to you, but I certainly appreciate when all the attractive females in my neck of the woods start wearing less clothing. That's fashion man...just because a chick's rocking an uber-mini skirt and a tube top doesn't mean she's a ho.

 

:lmao: My friend and I were driving by a few of them and he was like we outta ask them if they need a pimp.

When they get knocked up and talk to their gfs on the bus and go: "I think its Todd, Mike, Larry of Joe... I know it wasn't Eric, Dave, John or Bob." No I ain't kidding I've heard conversations like that and worse.

 

yeah it means she wants some cock