Entries from the Washington Post's annual contest where readers are asked to take any standard word from the dictionary, changing, adding or deleting only one letter, and provide a new definition. This year's winners are:

1. Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

2. Reintardation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, fortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration - The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffati - Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Innoculatte - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis - Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis - A degenerate disease.

11. Karmageddon - It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon - The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido - All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit - The frantic dance performed just after you've accidenbtly walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug - Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3:00 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor - The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the grand prize winner:
18. Ignoranus - A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

 

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Funny shizzle, yo.

 

Best thing I've read all day. Thanks!

 

not funny D:

 

Ignoranus. :chuckles: hahaa. :thumbup:

 

lol, i love washington post's style invitational. actually, that sort of thing happens in every sunday's paper.

 

Yeah I find it amusing as well. That was sent to me by my sister.

 

Ive seen that before, i read the grand prize winner and have actually used Ignoranus before. :thumbup: