i need to write a letter to the government about some issue for school.. i came up with several ideas, but i kant pick one.. help me out please. or you can come up with your own idea.

1. a letter to bush saying that we need more nukes.
hmm..for example:
"It has come to my attention that we don't have nearly enough killing power. God forbid Australia attack us. It has been reported by the man who lives in my garbage can that they have a formidable army of kangaroos"
or something like that..

2. my friend thought of this one.. too much sun.
Dear Mayor,

I am writing to complain about the sun. It seems to follow me no matter where I go. I do believe the sun is under the property of River Edge, and would kindly ask you to remove it. It blinds my eyes when I attempt to look into it, as it is unnecessarily bright. If you cannot comply with my demand, please dim it at least. Nights are not very long, Mayor.

p.s. You suck at Mayor.

p.p.s. Do something about the clouds. They're blocking the sun.


3. eh..or this one.. same person thought of it.. the snow
Dear Honorable Sir of Honor..able..ness.

Firstly, I would like to congratulate you on whatever past accomplishments you may have achieved.

The point of this letter, however, is not about your fat ass, but about the excessive amount of snow that happens to be in my yard. I have noticed that snow is all over this town, and as it is your town, I hold you responsible.

I demand that you change the weather immediately, as it is not suited to my needs. Mary Wiggins of Long Tree Road will support that the world does revolve around me, and I should be satisfied as quickly as possible.
spread tha love says:
p.s. Please send complementary bags of Funyons. The big bags.


eh..it doesnt really matter TOO much what its about... which one would fail me the easiest?

 

how about just not doing it.

 

Umm yeah ...wheres the none of the above choice?

 

:werd:

 

haha, maybe.. just bored right now

 

i guess thats close enought to none of the above :happysad: