All of this is so true it's unbelievable. Someone sent this to me on my email and I thought you guys should check it out. Maybe offensive to women but who cares.

http://maddox.xmission.com/lyingbitch.html

If you don't like it oh well.

 

Maddox is the man

And that's an old one too...

 

"I think you're really cool, let's hang out some time..."
Lie. This one translates to "I have no intention of calling you or hanging out with you, but I'm too much of a coward to tell you the truth, so I'll lead you on for a couple of weeks while you put your life on hold for me in case I actually stop being the indecisive bitch that I am and I give you a straight answer." Like I don't have anything better to do than to sit around and wait for your dumbass to call me. I'm so sick of inconsiderate hags that act like they're doing me a favor by gracing me with their BORING-ASS conversations on the phone. Tell you what super-bitch, just forget it.



true story :rofl: :rofl:

 

I like this one:

"All I want is a nice guy that will make me feel special, that will listen to me and love me forever..."

Lie. She left off the part about "and a guy that will have plenty of raunchy sex with me because that's all most girls are really looking for, but we're too shallow to admit that to you because we want to keep this 'virgin-girl' image we have going on and we don't want to sound too slutty, so we're going to pretend that all the nice guys we've met so far haven't fit the bill when in reality, they've treated us infinitely better than any guy we could ever hope to meet at a club downtown." I've said this before and I'll say it again:

GIRLS DON'T WANT NICE GUYS. END OF STORY.



I know there are SOME out there that do.. the ratio of honest girls that want nice guys to sleazy girls that are in it for money and sex is very small, if not non-existant. However, I won't consider this possibility at this time.

Almost every guy that goes to a club goes there for one reason: ass. More often than not, they get it. Way to go champ, you got laid, now wipe off the disease and try your luck again. That's all they want and girls aren't so stupid as to not realize this, but they want to make it sound like they're perpetual victims that can't find the elusive "nice guy." Why don't you actually TRY LOOKING for one, you moron? That's like a guy trying to find a "nice girl" by cruising the streets downtown. You tread the grounds of prostitutes, so don't complain that all you have to show for it is a yield of whores. I'm so sick and tired of girls giving the false impression that they want a nice guy; this is only true for women in their 30's that have already spent a decade getting their brains screwed out and now they're finally pulling their heads out of their ass and they're looking for a decent guy to settle down with. It's not going to happen moron, you blew your chance. I see girls fall for bad guys every day. I see girls abused, cheated on and insulted in public ALL THE TIME. What the hell is wrong with them? They think that there's something wild and untamable about bad guys that's attractive? WAKE UP. WAKE UP. You're getting abused, hurt, murdered and taken advantage of. Holy shit, how can people be so stupid? Is there no end to the barrel of stupid they drink from?

 

sounds like an angry nerd who needs to get laid...and makes excuses for not getting any.

guys who get girls dont bitch like that. bitching is for bitches.

but hey, that's just my $0.02.

 

my quote is accurate :happysad:

 

He is the KING of angry bitching. In my opinion, he's up there with Lewis Black (Who's the grand emperor of bitching)

"How is it possible that a guy with a small penis and a hairy
back is more powerful than Pepsi on the Internet? "
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=owned

 

lmao

 

That Maddox guy must get no poosay. Ive heard some of those lines before and gotten many different outcomes. :naughty:

crotch rash :lmao: imma use that :rick:

 

there was a girl in my school called "rotten crotch" :ugh: