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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 01:07 PM
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Age over Youth

An old Florida farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back acres fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe rink, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for quite some time, and look it over.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."

The old farmer replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or to make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down here to feed my alligator."

Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill every time.
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 01:22 PM
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 01:23 PM
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hahhaah I can see you doing that
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 01:55 PM
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 04:58 PM
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Originally posted by DakarM
hahhaah I can see you doing that
Who me??:naughty:
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