Not sure if this has been posted before....

You might be a ricer if....

-You put a wing on top of your stock spoiler

-You have more stickers than horsepower

-You put a double deck wing on your fwd car for downforce

-You find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you got twice as
many pistons yo!", after EVERY race

-You drive a 4 door 'type R'

-You have used the term "double clutching" in reference to racing.

-More than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath

-You have stickers that even a japanees translator doesn't understand.

-You have stickers for parts you dont have

-You refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'

-Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side

-Your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter

-You have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car that was not put there by the manufacturer

-Birds make nests on your spoiler

-You have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and -you don't know what bracket racing is...

-You can't race uphills

-You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 15.50 dial in

-You brag to have nitrous and have a 15.50 dial in

-Your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars

-You spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car

-You go to a performance shop and immediately start looking for a neon shift knob

-You have a boost gauge in your car that makes no boost.

-You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic

-You refuse to race because it's a "show car"

-Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5"
chrome exhaust tip

-At Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup
-At drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.

-You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager

-You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.

-Your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose

-Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

-You have more than one water temp gauge on your A pillar.

-You have ever had your floor panel fall of because you sprayed to much NAWS

 

mother of all :repost:

 

There are 4 door type Rs

FWD cars on real race setup need a big freaking aluminum wing, otherwise they tend to find the wall on the corners

Oh and :repost:

 

wow...Ultran00b!

 

Your sig... so frigging mesmerizing.

 

damn guys ... take it easy.

and people wonder why it's a complete cac fest on han.

 

so...we're supposed to take it easy because she's a girl.
If she can't handle that...then she's not fit for HAN duty.

 

altezzas are the number 1 ricer modifications.:eek3:

 

its not a cac fest


she's just making it so easy!

 

h:








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