Originally Posted by Epoch

Correction: The have "warming" KY lube now... While the exotic-ness of using peppers cannot be denied, I'm a more responsible lover than to expose my poor woman to that.

I've found out that hard way, though, that some women love that stuff, and some women hate it but never know until it's too late, thus killing the mood for the rest of the night :sad:

Originally Posted by Luke Nightshader

NOW I have ANOTHER problem. I need to wiz, and have a gas build-up also. Choice A: If I WIZ I am going to FART at the same time, and subject her to foulness in addition to her screaming. She is in no condition to move, and a fart from me would have added serious insult to injury...