I wish she would just fall off the planet.

She's such a bitch.
She potrays a nice girl to everyone but she's really not.
She goes to the restroom every 20minutes.
She passes work on to me. I don't let this happen no more..so
She tries to pass work on to me or other people.
She's NT/W2K MCSE certified but doesn't know jack shiiiet.
She can't even setup a switch/router. How hard is that?
She tries to come over and talk my ear off. I just reply with "Oh".
She thinks this is a blue collar job and that she HAS to take at least 2 15minute breaks like as if this were Burger King.

I could go on and on.

Yesterday I went to lunch and it ended up being 1hour and a half..She was like "Oh I didn't even think you took that long...You've only been gone AN HOUR AND A HALF!" I was like.."Ah! So you want to play that game?!" She was all trying to be loud. What a bitch!

I can't wait till I accept my other position. I posted about it before but it fell thru because they wanted that job out of the budget. I just got my eval the other day and my boss told me that another person is leaving to take another job in Michigan so I'll be filling in for him.

 

what a biatch
fart in her general direction

 

go make a voodoo doll that looks exactly like her, and stick needles in the eyes, and everywhere else. Then, put it in a visible spot where she'd be able to see it...