well.. only 2 come to mind right now..


I was having a conversation with this girl I knew from way back. The first thing you need to know about this girl is that her family is rediculously rich.

Girl: oh yeah, you're into cars, right?
Me: yeah, i guess you could say that.
Girl: i think i've finally decided what i'm getting for my first car.
Me: really? what?
Girl: something like...v8 roadster whatever..
Me: err..what? (me hearing roadster, i immediately started thinking of cars like S2000, Z4, etc. but then..she said v8?)
Girl: i'm not exactly sure what itz called, but my dad went to the dealership and they talked about it.. alpina roadster or something like that
Me: uhh.. no way itz a Z8, are you sure?
Girl: oh yeah! Z8, itz sooOOooOooOooooooOOo~ cute!
Me: :jawdrop:
Girl: but the thing is, i'm going to have to share it with my sister...
Me: :jawdrop:

Cliffnotes: 16 year old is 90% sure that she is getting a Z8 as her first car and is dissapointed that she has to share it with her sister. her dad already checked them out and stuff, and he is way more than capable of buying it for her.


umm... i forgot what the 2nd jawdrop moment was..

 

best to get her pregnant and bask in the new fortune. h:

 

:yes:

 

Just wow.

 

umm.. she's kinda... chunky?

 

good for her...when does the poll start on how long it'll take to total it?

 

is she also very ugly and insecure? might make it easier for you. h: ok i kid, i kid.


buying a 16 year old a $130k+ car is not a wise choice IMO. h:

 

130K yens is okay, JDM all the way

 

i need to find a way to keep her from crashing it.. hide the keys?

 

you should go out with her (even if she is chunky)...thats an easy way to get her to let you drive it. Then you can just dump her.