if the situation existed and there was no other option

 

I guess so, if someone could cook the meat.

 

I'm sure I could do anything if it was what I was brought up on.

 

if the other person were already dead, yes. Couldn't kill anybody to eat them, though....unless they tried to eat me.

 

I'm talking about a catastrophe situation

Plane crash in the Andes, Post Apocalypse etc

 

In the face of death I would do ANYTHING IT TAKE'S to surviveh:

 

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?



did you hear about the two cannibals eating a clown and said boy this taste funny?



Two guys were walking through the jungle and got captured by a group of cannibals. The cannibals put them in a huge pot and start to boil the water. All of a sudden one of the guys started laughing. "What are you laughing about?" the other guy says, "We are about to be eaten!" And the other man replied, "I peed in their soup!"


A Cannibal father and Son were walking through the jungle when they saw a pretty, but naked blond run by. The Son said to the dad "Let's track her down, kill and eat her". The Dad said back "No, let's track her down and take her home and kill your Mother"..

One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25.
The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?"
The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"


Q: What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A: The cold shoulder.


Q: What is a cannibal's favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.


The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating Yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now"


Entering the cannibal village, the missionary took the precaution of informing the chief that he was a strict vegetarian. “That’s okay.” Said the chief, looking the newcomer over.
“Here we all are strict humanitarians"


A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.
Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."



Q: What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A: A celebrity roast


wo cannibals sharing their prey! One said to the other, "I'll start at the feet up and you start from the head down and we will meet in the middle." After a while one says to the other "how are you doing so far?" the other said, "I’m having a ball" the other replied "you are eating to fast"




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:uhhok:

 

i don't think i could do it. i'd rather eat dirt.

 

that was kinda random