A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs. He came to a
fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.He asked her ,"Please
Sister,
may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes.I'll explain why
later."

The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came
running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the
road. She replied, "He went that way". After the MPs disappeared, the
soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said." I can't thank you
enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq.

"The nun said she understood. The GI said,"I hope you don't think me
rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've
ever seen!"

The nun replied,"If you had looked a little higher,you would have seen
the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to
Iraq either !"

 

I got this email also that is some funny shit