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Old 12-17-2003, 08:26 PM
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Default Worst car dealership ever goes to...

....Suzuki.

I went there this afternoon to check out the GSX-Rs that look ancient next to CBRs and R6's :fawk: showroom.

I basically saw 5-6 salesmen doing nothing but chatting in the corner and drinking coffee. The cars on the floor consisted of an old Geo Metro with chrome rims (no joke, this is an official dealer too, not a used car place too!), that Aerio car and two other cars I can't identify. In between those two cars were some of the off-roading 4x4s.

In the corner were a few bikes packed so close together you couldn't sit on them. In the bike section there were 2 helmets on the ground (I shit you not) and a few opened boxes. One was a Arai RX7 Cosair too. I could have WALKED OFF WITH IT!!! The bike counter was so disorganized with various parts everywhere.

After 5 mins a guy, this guy came up to me and asked if I needed help. I told him no. The guy wasn't even in a suit or anything remotely dressed up so it took me some time to realise he was a salesman. He was wearing a t-shirt (stained) with crumpled dress pants. Jokes.

Ahh I wonder how they stay in business. The lot was full of unsold Aerios.
Old 12-17-2003, 08:27 PM
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mark mitsubishi fa sho
Old 12-17-2003, 08:30 PM
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ohhh mitsu. Did they revise the Lancer? My friend nearly jizzed his pants thinking the new Lancers were Evos today.

We don't get Evos in Canada.
Old 12-17-2003, 08:30 PM
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lots are usually full of unsold automobiles...
Old 12-17-2003, 08:36 PM
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Originally posted by RB
lots are usually full of unsold automobiles...
Yeah that's true. h: I was just comparing it to say, a local Honda dealer....like you can tell those have better business because you see cars moving in and out.

However, the Suzuki place was just 100% packed with Aerios. I should have brought a camera.
Old 12-17-2003, 10:37 PM
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Originally posted by evolution
ohhh mitsu. Did they revise the Lancer?
They made the front end look like a Nissan Altima and gave it altezzas kind of like the ones on the Evo.




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^^^ the front reminds me of a sunfire :down:
Old 12-17-2003, 11:08 PM
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Originally posted by 93HybridCX
^^^ the front reminds me of a sunfire :down:

:werd:


looks like poop on a stick.



and whats up with mitsu putting altezza style lights on all their cars? first the eclipse, then the outlander POS, now this? It's gotta stop :down:
Old 12-17-2003, 11:09 PM
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Originally posted by 93HybridCX
^^^ the front reminds me of a sunfire :down:
That was my first thought also.
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Originally posted by RB
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looks like poop on a stick.



and whats up with mitsu putting altezza style lights on all their cars? first the eclipse, then the outlander POS, now this? It's gotta stop :down:
did u forget the evo?? :chuckles:



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