on AOL. :chuckles:

SantaClaus [5:35 AM]: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AOL! :-) Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy".
So, have you been naughty or nice?

EvilKittie131 [5:36 AM]: i've been NAUGHTY!
SantaClaus [5:36 AM]: Oh my! Well, there is always time left to get on my good list. ;-) Why don't you tell me how old you are and we'll get started.

EvilKittie131 [5:36 AM]: I'm almost 20
SantaClaus [5:36 AM]: ;-) O.K. so... to tell me what you want for Christmas, just type, "Tell Santa" and click the "Send" button. :-)

EvilKittie131 [5:36 AM]: Tell Santa
SantaClaus [5:36 AM]: O.K. I'm an old guy, so please give me one wish at a time. What would you like for Christmas?

EvilKittie131 [5:36 AM]: A lexus
SantaClaus [5:36 AM]: Is there anything else?

EvilKittie131 [5:36 AM]: sex toys
SantaClaus [5:36 AM]: ;-) What would your final Christmas wish be?

EvilKittie131 [5:37 AM]: Can I do one of the elves in the butt with a sodering iron?
SantaClaus [5:37 AM]: You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas! :-) So, what is at the top of your list?

EvilKittie131 [5:38 AM]: I want a B18C5 for my civic please
SantaClaus [5:38 AM]: Ho Ho Ho! :-) O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "movie poll" and vote for your favorite holiday movie?

EvilKittie131 [5:38 AM]: NO I WANT MORE
SantaClaus [5:38 AM]: Hi! Elves here! :-D
Santa is listening to other children's wishes now. You can jump back in line by typing. 'tell Santa'. Or just type, 'to do' for our Christmas to-do list! Merry Christmas!

EvilKittie131 [5:38 AM]: Can I do one of you in the butt with a sodering iron?
SantaClaus [5:38 AM]: A ring is quite a special gift, for her or for him.
If you want to Tell Santa for something, type, "Tell Santa"
If you're looking to buy gifts, start your search here:
Search for rings

EvilKittie131 [5:38 AM]: To do: do elf in butt
SantaClaus [5:38 AM]: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa What You Want
2 - Game: Holiday Hangman
3 - Decorate your IMs for the Holidays
4 - Poll: Best Holiday TV show or Movie
5 - Email Santa
6 - Listen to Holiday Music
7 - Send Holiday Greeting Cards
8 - Holiday Shopping

EvilKittie131 [5:38 AM]: shut up
SantaClaus [5:38 AM]: If you say so.

EvilKittie131 [5:38 AM]: you're not real
SantaClaus [5:38 AM]: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type, "hear music" and sing along.

EvilKittie131 [5:39 AM]: there is no such thing as santa
SantaClaus [5:39 AM]: Hmm. Why don't you type, "hear music", maybe some music will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)


EvilKittie131 [5:39 AM]: i am in the christmas spirit, i know you're not real
SantaClaus [5:39 AM]: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. :-)

EvilKittie131 [5:39 AM]: Give me a million dollars
SantaClaus [5:39 AM]: My goodness! =-O Do you really now? Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

EvilKittie131 [5:39 AM]: Tell santa
SantaClaus [5:39 AM]: Ho Ho Ho! Oh my! Again? ;-) What else you would like? When we are finished, type 'to do' for a list of magical things that the elves have left us!

EvilKittie131 [5:40 AM]: Give me a million dollars
SantaClaus [5:40 AM]: You don't need money, I'm bringing you a sleigh full of gifts, remember? :-) What else would you like for Christmas?

EvilKittie131 [5:40 AM]: Million dollars
SantaClaus [5:40 AM]: Wouldn't you rather just have some eggnog? ;-) Anything else?

EvilKittie131 [5:40 AM]: 10 million dollars, unmarked bills
SantaClaus [5:40 AM]: Hey, I'm not the Santa National Bank, you know. ;-) What else?

EvilKittie131 [5:40 AM]: 100 Million
SantaClaus [5:40 AM]: We have time for one more, what would your final Christmas wish be?

EvilKittie131 [5:40 AM]: Give me all your money
SantaClaus [5:40 AM]: Hey! This is the time of year to think of others! :-D What else would you like for Christmas?

EvilKittie131 [5:40 AM]: Cigarettes
SantaClaus [5:40 AM]: What would your final Christmas wish be?

EvilKittie131 [5:40 AM]: Alcohol
SantaClaus [5:40 AM]: Ho Ho Ho! :-) All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "movie poll" and vote for your favorite holiday movie.

EvilKittie131 [5:40 AM]: tell santa
SantaClaus [5:40 AM]: So, you forgot something, eh? Ho Ho! What would you like this time? Give me one item at a time, I'm exhausted!

EvilKittie131 [5:40 AM]: sex
SantaClaus [5:40 AM]: Well, I doubt that's all! ;-) What else do you want for Christmas?

EvilKittie131 [5:41 AM]: your mom
SantaClaus [5:41 AM]: ;-) What would your last Christmas wish be?

EvilKittie131 [5:41 AM]: mrs. claus
SantaClaus [5:41 AM]: You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas! :-) So, what is at the top of your list?

EvilKittie131 [5:41 AM]: Sex with Mrs. Claus
SantaClaus [5:41 AM]: You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas! :-) So, what is at the top of your list?

EvilKittie131 [5:41 AM]: 1 gajillion dollars
SantaClaus [5:41 AM]: Ho Ho! If you only new how many times I've heard that! :-D What else would you like for Christmas?

EvilKittie131 [5:41 AM]: The North pole
SantaClaus [5:41 AM]: So what would your final Christmas wish be?

EvilKittie131 [5:41 AM]: Owner of the free world
SantaClaus [5:41 AM]: Ho Ho Ho! :-) All right, that's plenty of wishes. Why don't you type, "movie poll" and vote for your favorite holiday movie.

 

so why didnt you type movie poll

 

:eek3: Santa's not real :wtc:

 

thanks :madfawk:

 

cliff notes pleeez

 

Dont blame me I am just the messenger h:

 

My conversation with santa :dunno:

You have to read it to understand :chuckles:


Anybody got any questions for Santa :naughty:?