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Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claimed that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."
Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claimed that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."
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:repost: but still funny as hell..i wanna do this one of htese days.. and i mean MY joke..........
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she
went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again
on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous
day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word
on the board, but instead, found the words,
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets! "
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she
went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again
on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous
day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word
on the board, but instead, found the words,
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets! "
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Originally posted by kid018
:repost: but still funny as hell..i wanna do this one of htese days.. and i mean MY joke..........
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she
went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again
on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous
day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word
on the board, but instead, found the words,
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets! "
:repost: but still funny as hell..i wanna do this one of htese days.. and i mean MY joke..........
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she
went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again
on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous
day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word
on the board, but instead, found the words,
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets! "
-insert witticism here-
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From: Gaithersburg, MD AIM: ellejayess
Re: Joke Du Jour
Originally posted by Mike Oxbigger
DRUNK:
Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claimed that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."
DRUNK:
Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claimed that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."
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