ya i know, but ive put on a bit of weight, not much. and i dont exercise like i used to. i used to have to stretch all the time for karate class

 

i know it sounds messed up, but i think i would atleast try it. its no different from jacking off really.

the real question is this:

spit or swallow? :yumyum:

 

no no..what i meant was, you said when you were "younger"..i was thinking either you were older than 19, or you are talking about when you were like 8 or something....3 years ago, you sucked your own dick...and you would still do it if you didnt gain weight....wow. more power to ya buddy :uhhok:

 

 

:nervous: :uhhok:

 

i think it would take too much work for it to be enjoyable enjoyable h:

 

ron jeremy originally came to small-time fame by doing that on camerah:

i would try it, but i'd doubt that i would like it.

 

:werd:

 

RANDAL
That's nothing compared to how my
cousin Walter died.

DANTE
How'd he die?

RANDAL
Broke his neck.

DANTE
That's embarrassing?

RANDAL
He broke his neck trying to suck
his own dick.

Absolute silence. Then...



DANTE
Shut the hell up.

RANDAL
Bible truth.

DANTE
Stop it.

RANDAL
I swear.

DANTE
Oh, my god.

RANDAL
Come on. Haven't you ever tried to
suck your own dick?

DANTE
No!

RANDAL
Yeah sure. You're so repressed.

DANTE
Because I never tried to suck my
own dick?

RANDAL
No, because you won't admit to it.
As if a guy's a fucking pervert
because he tries to go down on
himself. You're as curious as the
rest of us, pal. You've tried it.

DANTE
Who found him?

RANDAL
My cousin? My aunt found him. On
his bed, doubled over himself with
his legs on top. Dick in his mouth.
My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.

DANTE
His dick was in his mouth?

RANDAL
Balls resting on his lips.

DANTE
He made it, hunhh?

RANDAL
Yeah, but at what a price.

Silence. Then...

DANTE
I could never reach.

RANDAL
Reach what?

DANTE
You know.

RANDAL
What, your dick?

DANTE
Yeah. Like you said, you know. I
guess everyone tries it, sooner of
later.

RANDAL
I never tried it.

DANTE glares at RANDAL. Silence. Then...

RANDAL
Fucking pervert.

 

:lmfao: