The Rake
12-05-2003, 11:48 AM
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The Rake
The Rake
I was doing yard work after the storm this past weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear me so she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking
motion. My wife wasn't sure about what I meant and said, "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE-THE RAKE."
My wife nodded that she understood and signaled back. She first
pointed to
her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her
butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to figuring out
that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and! ! asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH."
I was doing yard work after the storm this past weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear me so she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking
motion. My wife wasn't sure about what I meant and said, "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE-THE RAKE."
My wife nodded that she understood and signaled back. She first
pointed to
her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her
butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to figuring out
that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and! ! asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH."
